Fucking TFL

Today those fucking lazy wankers at TFL have decided that they're going to strike for the next 72 fucking hours. This song outlines many (valid) reasons why these strikes are so fucking annoying. I am now going to have to go on a really fucking crowded bus, probably squash under someone who doesn't know about personal hygiene or walk. Whilst walking isn't really a problem, London is frickin huge! And it will clearly rain all week. Awesome. Why is striking the answer? Ken motherfucking Livingstone wants to buck his ideas up or I'll punch him in the grill. This is not exactly going to help his election campaign.
TFL website states, "If possible, please complete travel by 1700 today". Course that's not possible! That motherfucking Livingstone might be about to receive a high amount of taxi receipts from myself.
Why are they striking for 72 hours?! this is ridiculous. And why didn't they start the fucking strike this morning so that people couldn't get to work rather than trapping them in work with no way of getting home.
"If anything goes wrong, it will stay wrong." This phrase pretty much sums up the whole problem.