Kam says the funniest things: My Dad

Hotty of the Week: Craig David

This week sees the revival of Hotty of the Week and who better to award with this prestigious honour that Southampton's very own Craaaaiiiggg David. David is certainly slicker than your average and will date you for a whole week before becoming bored of you and moving on to some other Soton hoe. But at least you get a week of Craig's sweet loving, right???

He has a single out this week. It is suitably shit but you can't be hot and talented can you? Can you???

Kam says the funniest things

Do you remember the quality '90s TV show 'Kids say the funniest thing' hosted by the one and only Michael Barrymore? Well, I propose a new show called Kam says the Funniest Things. Today when I told her that the landlord had arrived to fix the toilet she responded with....