OBE for Services to Women: Mario Lopez

Look how your favourite Saved by the Bell character is back on the scene! The mullet may be gone but the all round good looks are still present! I don't feel I need to explain myself on this one as the pictures speak for themselves.

Hotty of the Week: Craig David

This week sees the revival of Hotty of the Week and who better to award with this prestigious honour that Southampton's very own Craaaaiiiggg David. David is certainly slicker than your average and will date you for a whole week before becoming bored of you and moving on to some other Soton hoe. But at least you get a week of Craig's sweet loving, right???

He has a single out this week. It is suitably shit but you can't be hot and talented can you? Can you???

Hotty of the Week - Michael Jackson Shows Us His Inner Beauty

They say that looks don't matter, that it is what's inside that counts (although we all know that is not always true). Trust good old MJ then, L'Argent at La Rue's 'Hotty of the Week' this week to practically wipe his arse on the rule book and reach a whole new level of beauty by showing us what's inside him. Inside his face that is!

By hacking up his face more than a whole football team's worth of WAGS, MJ's inner beauty becomes his outer beauty, there for us all to see, gaping out of the holes in his expertly chiselled nose. HOT.

Hotty of the week: Genghis

This week (because obviously this feature has been consistent) the hotty of the week is everybody's favourite Eastenders character, Genghis! Often seen hanging around with other hotty Chav Dad, this is one sexy hound.