Dear America...

We have a few questions to ask. As we watch a large amount of American television and films some aspects of American culture get slightly lost in translation.
For example,
What is a twinkie?
Who are the icecapades?
We have a link to the otherside of the Atlantic. We can pose these questions to her so feel free to forward any further queries you may have...

If you're from Bromsgrove get up right now

I wanted to post a video my Word Lig. But I'm not sure how to do that from myspace? But go to their myspace and watch it. So good.
These are some old people from Bromsgrove. If you haven't been there before, it's a wonderful town just south of Birmingham in the wonderful county of Worcestershire.

Correction. Britters is actually carrying the baby of Kriss Kross

Remember 90s rap sensation Kriss Kross? The Mac Dad'll make you, The Daddy Mac'll make you...

David Blaine magically impregnates Britney Spears

That magical twat, who just last week we reported would be attempting to make Derren Brown's snake sick has magically impregnated Britney Spears. Without even meeting the off the rails pop star Blaine has mystically sent psychic sperm to Spears ovaries.
Shazam.

Fucking TFL

Today those fucking lazy wankers at TFL have decided that they're going to strike for the next 72 fucking hours. This song outlines many (valid) reasons why these strikes are so fucking annoying. I am now going to have to go on a really fucking crowded bus, probably squash under someone who doesn't know about personal hygiene or walk. Whilst walking isn't really a problem, London is frickin huge! And it will clearly rain all week. Awesome. Why is striking the answer? Ken motherfucking Livingstone wants to buck his ideas up or I'll punch him in the grill. This is not exactly going to help his election campaign.
TFL website states, "If possible, please complete travel by 1700 today". Course that's not possible! That motherfucking Livingstone might be about to receive a high amount of taxi receipts from myself.
Why are they striking for 72 hours?! this is ridiculous. And why didn't they start the fucking strike this morning so that people couldn't get to work rather than trapping them in work with no way of getting home.
"If anything goes wrong, it will stay wrong." This phrase pretty much sums up the whole problem.

Alex Ferguson is Fergalicious

It's a little known fact that Manchester United managed Alex Ferguson is branching out in to pop music. The surly Scottish boss realises that his football career cannot last forever so has branched out in to making his own songs. His music will come as a shock to football fans as his voice is slightly higher pitched that you might imagine.
He cites Prince as a major influence. Go here to hear his first single