Tuesday 4 September 2007

David Blaine magically impregnates Britney Spears

That magical twat, who just last week we reported would be attempting to make Derren Brown's snake sick has magically impregnated Britney Spears. Without even meeting the off the rails pop star Blaine has mystically sent psychic sperm to Spears ovaries.
Shazam.

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