The author Stephen King is such a mad vandal that he has even taken to defacing his own work! He was recently spotted in an Australian bookstore scrawling on his very own novels. I'm sure lots of hard graft went in to these masterpieces. Bookshop manager Bev Ellis said: "When you see someone writing in one of your books you get a bit toey."
Not entirely sure about 'toey' but imagine how insane you must go when you realise you're writing in your own book!
Later that day a mere member of the public described crazy King as "charming". King has more faces than Big Ben. However his representative in Australia told the media he was unaware the author was in the country. Maybe it wasn't even the real Stephen King! Maybe Stephen King and Banksy are the same person...you read it here first!
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