Friday 12 October 2007

Take That embarrass some dancers on tour

Those pesky Blue steel looking boys from Manchester have gone bandy-ing their cheesy pop music around the UK again. Back in their hey day (when they were a lot younger) it was cool to be surrounded by scantily clad young ladies rubbing themselves against you. The homo-erotic pop band even danced around in jelly at some point. However, now they are trying to be a serious Pop act this does not seem appropriate. Hence my great amusement in this image. Poor bird that got teamed with Gary Barlow, wonder if she drew a short straw? She must be embarrassed for the Pie Boy.
In the photo he is looking like he hasn't noticed the scantily clad bird sprawled across his chubby lap. Mark, on the other hand, looks like he is involved in a romantic embrace and is about to eat the face of the blonde girl. The other one (far right hand side) is studying the girls midriff, I don't even wanna know what the other backing singer is looking at (far left).


It astounds me that none of Take That are gay, maybe one of the backing singers might be actually. Later on, when Gary is getting down with the funky rhythm he is not interested in the gold lame girl and is actually showing off his moves to Marky Mark.
"Oi Mark, check this move, mad for it!"
"UUuggggghhhhh..." Marky Mark looks like he has forgotten that he is on stage. I hope he just sat there for the rest of the show enjoying his private viewing.

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