TV Show ideas

It's no secret that the Lauras are convinced that they should have their own TV show. Aside from that, we have also come up with some wonderful ideas for potential shows if we could just get someone to commission it.
1) 60 minute surgery/Celebrity surgery: Much like the lovely Claire Sweeney's show, 60 minute make over but slightly more risquee. We would encourage the surgeons to work at a fast pace whilst carrying out minor operations. For example, tonsils out, nose job, lipo, kidneys out...Basic stuff. However, I have now also been thinking that it might be good to have a section for DIY surgery, for those that can't be bothered to wait on the NHS

2) DIY Surgery: Only slight operations that you could perform at home by yourself or with the aid of a friend. Nip tucks and all that...

3) The Simple Life L'argent et la Rue style.

4) Ask America: Many things about American life puzzle us. So we would like to sit down with America's spokesperson (Borstina) and ask her about these puzzles. What are twinkies? etc (see post below)