Tuesday 13 November 2007

Alien creatures discovered in Suffolk

There has been a discovery of a strange life form in the Southern English county of Suffolk. The find, which happened late last night has baffled scientists and is being considered as an attempt at an alien invasion.

The discovery on Sunday at Redgrave Park Farm near Diss, is being described as over 6,000 unknown species. One onlooker described an unusual shaped creature with wings, webbed feet and a hard almost-plastic mouth.

The BBC reports, "
A 3km protection zone and a 10km surveillance zone have been set up and the farm is co-operating with vets."

In a slightly bizarre twist Mr. Benn was on hand to comment in Parliament yesterday.
Mr Benn told the House of Commons: "I'm not going to speculate as to whether this outbreak is going to get larger."

Police and scientists at the scene are being sprayed with a special hose.

Despite this obviously being due to extra terrestrial activity they are investigating it's origin. "At this stage we are looking with an open mind as to the origin and all potential sources of the origin will be investigated." We're still waiting to hear from our close friend Mr. Pennington.

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