Sunday 11 November 2007

The not so changing face of Jamie Oliver

This afternoon whilst watching reruns of Jamie at Home (mainly so I can hurl abuse at the cockney dickhead) I noticed that the pie faced Oliver has barely aged. Since he burst on to our screens with his book 'The Naked Chef'' way back before the Milennium bug his cheeky-chappy face was framed by a mane of wavy mousy brown hair. Now, more than 8 years on from the launch the man who is keeping cockney rhyming slang alive appears to have not aged in the slightest.

Maybe this goes some way to explain why his face has caused so much controversy with British residents. It has been reported that, "Official figures show that more than 380,000 started a new life overseas, unable to endure another second of grinning chef."

I am intrigued by his anti aging technique. I imagine, if asked, he would say it was down to a healthy diet comprising of youzou lemons, home grown radish and le boeuf. He is not a scratch on L'argent et la Rue favourite Nig.
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