Friday night was the premiere of the latest reunited bands musical efforts. The Spice Girls have recorded the single for the current Children in Need campaign a track amusingly called 'Headlines'. The reunion is an obvious money spinner for the girls who all appear to hate each others guts anyway and can clearly only stand to be in the same room together for five minutes. Victoria "Posh" Beckham is probably in it for something to do as she has a swimming pool full of ca$h and has therefore taken a slightly superior approach to the band with her, you-girls-need-this-more-than-I-do stance. In the video I think she is trying to look sexy by messing up her pob and posing in a Basic Instinct style. She is also revealing an abnormal amount of flesh.
Geri "Ginger" Halliwell is truly living up to her favourite single title by being a complete wannabe. She is so desperate to be the most popular of the reunited band that she is literally just standing around in a bra and trousers. It is a completley unnecessary decision and one that will definitely make you ask, Why? when watching the video. Yes, she has nice abs but didn't she get those from a bad case of eating disorder?
Emma "Baby" Bunton who recently gave birth to her baby Beau is forced to sit behind a high table in the video to prevent her from revealing, shock-horror baby fat. I don't even know if she has any but she was clearly not skinny enough for a full length shot.
Melanie "Scary" Brown obviously wanted a piece of the revealing clothing trend so again poses pointlessly in a bra and skirt. She doesn't seem to care very much about the activities of Geri or Victoria.
Melanie "Sporty" Chisholm has repeatedly told reporters about her unhappiness with the decision to reunite. She comes across best in the video by refusing to pose in ridiculous underwear. I imagine she said, I am not joining in with this ridiculous gratuitous bullshit.
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