Another new feature for L'argent et La Rue...The Bad Book. We often talk about the bad book so I thought I might start writing about it. A sort of virtual Room 101 that will slowly fill up with celebrities that we deem to be not worth their weight in reality TV video tapes.First in is Northern Kerry Katona. This mainly stems from that AWFUL Iceland advert which she is currently gracing our screens in. My least favourite bit of the ad is when she says, "Big Posh Prawns".
I'm not even sure why Kerry is famous. I obviously am aware of her stint in Atomic Shitten and her little stint in the jungle but seriously, does that warrant fame? Does that warrant being on the cover of OK! every other week (Jordan is on the cover for the rest of the time). No Kerry, we don't care that you're up the duff again, no we're not interested in the latest golddigging man you've managed to track down in some dodgy Northern piss hole, and we certainly do not care about the argument you've had with him and whether you might split up again. Bored now. Time for a new celebrity interest.
Her latest assault on the world comes in the form of a novel which is apparently expected to be a bestseller at Christmas. For the love of God PLEASE don't buy it. She will only spend the ca$h on fishfingers.
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Kerry Katona reeks of old slushy ice left over in Iceland's freezers, having been turned off four days previously as they couldn't pay the electricity bills as Kerry guzzles her weight in Tango from the crappy high street chain, as she's such a Northerner she agreed to be paid in Tango rather than cold hard cash.
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